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September 29, 2008

I have an expression of sadness after hearing the news of player coach, and Charlestown Chief Legend, Reggie Dunlop’s passing. I found out yesterday while at a wedding in Vermont. (Congratulations Kyle and Jill. Thank you so much for having MOL and I.) Slap Shot is my all time favorite movie, as I’m sure it is for a lot of Goonblog readers.

I have often wondered where Reg played before Charlestown. I assume he probably played Junior in Canada, and I bet he played 5 or 6 years in the NHL before bouncing around the American Hockey League, and then hung around in the lower minors until he retired from hockey after 2 seasons in Minnesota. From there, I saw him going behind the bench where his unique “tactics” were a real shot in the arm for fledgling franchises.

The old mind fuck probably worked only so long though, and I think Reg probably bounced around a bit before he and old Francine retired to Florida. Like Reg says in the bar when the sale to Florida seems eminent, “Hey, we’re really gonna miss you guys.” Right back at you Reggie.



April 23, 2008

If you had told me the Bruins were taking Montreal to seven games when the series started, I would have called you a damn dirty liar. Anyone that saw game one would agree. It was so bad; I thought maybe just asking the NHL if they could concede the series then and there wouldn’t have been a bad idea. Hell, they were in a 2-0 hole before 5 minutes had elapsed in the seven game series. For those of you new to hockey and Earth for that matter, that is bad. It didn’t get much better from there. Boston was flat, and looked soundly overmatched. After all, this was Montreal. A team they had lost all eight regular season games to. They weren’t supposed to be in it.

Game two was a bit different. The Bruins had to come out and play a better game than they had in game one. Honestly, short of maybe one of the Bruins having a nervous breakdown and doing a Ned Braden strip tease, game one couldn’t have been worse, so outplaying themselves in game two shouldn’t have been an issue. As it turns out, Boston did play much better, and stayed with the Canadiens. While they lost in overtime, they played a vastly superior one to the egg they laid two nights before. I think maybe if they weren’t in Montreal, and some of the calls that always go Montreal’s way hadn’t been called, maybe things may have been different. Alas, one can’t blame the referees because in the end, the players need to make the plays. The Habs made more, and sent Boston back home up 2-0.

Game three was a do or die situation for the beloved Bruins. I detailed the day here, but I must say again, the mood was electric in Boston. It really felt like hockey was back in Beantown, or at least, thinking of coming back. Boston played very well in game three, especially goaltender Tim Thomas. He saved their bacon a few times, and the boys rewarded him with a big OT win. Had Boston lost that game, it would have been over right then and there. Sure there would have been another game to play, but it wouldn’t have mattered.

With it being a series now, Boston played a very strong game, but lost 1-0 in game four. It was a back and forth affair, and had it not been for some superior goaltending by the very impressive Carey Price, Boston could have made the series 2-2 heading back to Canada. Unfortunately, they didn’t and they headed back up North down 3-1.

The fifth game of the series was when the black and gold faithful really started to believe the Bruins had a chance in the series. At least I did. These guys just wouldn’t go away. Boston outplayed Montreal soundly, and got timely scoring for a change. Phil Kessel’s tally off the rebound was a dandy, and proof to Coach Julien that he got the message from the three game rest. The previously unflappable Carey Price looked rattled, and showed a chink in the armor. Boston had avoided the reaper’s grasp and would come home for game six at the Garden.

How to describe game six to someone that wasn’t there? Imagine if you will its Christmas, and you really want the Millennium Falcon. Before you can get to that though, you get a new bike, a wicked cool Atari system, some really cool Legos, and then finally the Falcon. That’s game six. It was the best hockey game I have ever been to in my life. Boston just wouldn’t go away. They kept coming, and we all believed. When Marco Sturm scored the fifth goal to win it on a beautiful wait-wait-wait play the Garden went CRAZY. I have never heard sound like that before. Pure unbridled joy for the 17,000 faithful.

All of these games had me believing Boston would win it all last night, and for the first 30 minutes of the game, I thought for sure they would. With the exception of the misdirected goal Montreal scored, Boston controlled that game. They were buzzing and making plays all over the ice. Again Carey Price was superb and kept them at bay. In the end, Boston ran out of steam, and Montreal’s superior talent took over. The 5-0 is not a good gauge of how Boston played, but the scoreboard doesn’t say 5-0* the other team played really well.

So the Bruins season is over. While I am sad, I must say, I really enjoyed this year. Marc Savard is so fun to watch. He is a magician when passing the puck. Phil Kessel really improved this season. Shawn Thornton had a superb second half in the fight department. After a slow start, he had some great bouts after the All Star break. And how about Milan Lucic? Who saw this kid coming? He is a God in Boston right now, and will continue to be a fan favorite for years to come.

Some final notes on the series.

1. The NHL has to do something about the amount of diving penalties Montreal took. Maybe make diving a non releasable 2 minute minor? It was getting re god damned diculos after a while.

2. The Habs fans chanting “Go Habs, Go!” during the National Anthem last night should be ashamed of themselves. I know you are passionate about your team and all, but that was a fucking disgrace. Try to act like a normal human being and show some respect for three minutes. I think their disrespect made me want them to lose even more.

3. This Boston team is a couple of pieces away from being really good.

Another Bruins season in the books. It was better than some prior years, and I think they’ll be good next season too. All I can say now, is Go Pens, GO!



June 28, 2007
By: Chris @ 5:01 am in: Chris, Gary Bettman, GoonSquad, NHL, Slap Shot | Discussion (8)

I have been on what medical professionals might describe as “a bit of a bender”. I have been neglecting the site, and the 99 at the top of my hill has been reaping the rewards. I have been MEANING to write, if that’s any consolation. Problem is its end of quarter and as such, people at the office are stressed. Every night someone is looking to stop in for one or seven, and they know to stop at my cube first. Anyhow, I am tired, and my liver hurts.

Three things happened while I was (blacked) out. This should bring us up to speed.

1. Brian Burke is my hero. The Ducks, who are an early favorite for my West Coast Team on Center Ice come fall, won the cup. They did so by beating the Senators in every way possible. They beat them physically, mentally, and beat them on the scoreboard. They play a rough and tumble style, and I love it. Through the regular season, they will beat you the same way. This includes fighting. People say fighting is on its way out? Burkey says, well, I’ll have all the guns at the OK Corral then. My point? Well, shortly after they win it all, he signs Travis Moen, and George Parros. Moen was a huge part of the cup win and for those of you that follow the American league, will remember he made his way as a tough guys for a few seasons while a Chicago farm hand. Parros, who didn’t dress in the finals, is a tough guy pure and simple. Plus, he’s got a 70’s porn moustache that rivals no one. Message to the rest of the West, better break glass in case of emergency on your tough guys. This flock of Ducks will not be pushed around.

2. Jeremy Jacobs. When I saw that Mr. Jacobs was being named to the NHL board of directors, I was glad I have been hammered for the better part of two weeks. This move made me think the end was near, and had I been sober, I would have been terrified. Nowhere in the 10 ways to improve the NHL does it say install some cheap, money grubbing a hole that really only thinks about the bottom line to help improve the league. If you weren’t sure about the NHL being the most backward thinking old boy network in all of pro sports, here’s your proof. Our buddies at www.pleasesellthebruins.com must have shit themselves upon hearing this crap. I hope they’re OK! Does anyone else picture Gary Bettman laughing maniacally as David Stern looks on saying, “We did it David! We’ve ruined the game forever! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

3. Who did Angelo Esposito sleep with that he shouldn’t have? I haven’t seen something drop that far and fast since Carrie dumped me in High School because she found out I was still banging Susan. I do find it VERY fishy the consensus number 1 a year ago winds up with Sid and the Kids in Pittsburgh though. A little too convenient no?

Free Agency opens Sunday. Why am I excited? The stupid Bruins don’t have any money because of stupid Chara’s stupid contract…ah crap, I was going to stop drinking today…..



June 27, 2007
By: The Ref @ 1:42 am in: Slap Shot | Discussion (2)

I was treated by the critics as the cinematic anti-Christ, polluting the vocabularies of upstanding American youth.” - Nancy Dowd.

Have we ever got a special treat for the GoonSquad today! This fascinating article is straight from the fevered fingertips of none other than Nancy Dowd, the woman who started it all when she penned the script for Slap Shot way back in 1977. She had no idea how massively the movie would contribute to popular culture, but we’ll love her for it, forever. Originally a newsletter, this article is reprinted with the exclusive permission of MadBrothers.com, which incidentally is the best source of official Slap Shot merchandise, anywhere.

“First, I want everyone in Slap Shot Nation to know that I do not participate in any profits from merchandising. My endorsement of the Mad Brothers has two reasons: one, I like the Mad Brothers. They have the guts to be legitimate, not rip-off artists. For all of you who have bought the fakes, mefiez-vous. Buy only the real thing. And, two, I like their web site. In the words of Reggie Dunlop paying tribute to that legendary small town newspaper sports reporter, Dickie Dunn, Madbrothers.com has “really caught the spirit of the thing.”

Alex and Mathieu asked me to write something for you fans. I am humbled by that request but I don’t want to bore anyone. What do they want to know, I asked. How you got the idea for Slap Shot, they replied. I am not certain any writer can answer that question factually. Slap Shot is fiction, and fiction is not fact. Does anyone know where ideas come from? But here in hindsight is how I think I got the idea. Next year is the thirtieth anniversary of Slap Shot’s release. There has been a lot of water under the bridges of Flood City. Maybe we should start with where I got the idea. Or where I was when I got the idea. And when. 1974-5 in Los Angeles, California. Very far from the Charlestown I created. Very far from the Massachusetts mill town where I was born and grew up and which I had survived and escaped. As far as I could get, in fact.

Slap Shot Anniversary

The 1970’s for those of you who missed them were a fabulous time to be young and brave. Rules were meant to be broken. Make it up as you go along. Use your imagination. Healthcare plans, multi-national corporations, globalization were not on the map. They lurked beneath, of course. But life and what to make of it were up for grabs. And there was a tremendous feeling that all was new and beautiful if you had the nerve to make it so. A war was raging in the background, as another does today, with the difference the draft no longer exists. The opposition to that other war had given an entire generation the will to break the rules. Our President, Nixon, had quit one step ahead of a prison term. One can always hope that might happen today.

I had my masters from UCLA , and by the happiest irony, my closest friends there were and are Quebecois. You will find their last names on sweaters in the picture and in the script, Drouin, Morisset, Lussier. My father was as old as the century. He wrote endless self-serving letters which I generally disregarded. One letter caught my eye. He had visited my brother who was playing minor league hockey in Pennsylvania. Of course, he was appalled, but I was no longer buying into my father’s social aspirations. Like many American men of his generation, my father saw his children as extensions of his own ambition. We were supposed to be on an ever upward American trajectory, starting with my grandparents, the noble starving Irish immigrants, moving on to my parents, the allegedly hard-working first generation of the American Dream and then on to their children - one putative writer and one minor league hockey player. Huh? Things had not worked out as he had hoped. The soaring rocket had veered off course. The girl who had graduated from a fancy college, with a year in Paris, and was supposed to marry well was looking, in his own terms, like a railroad worker in jeans and a blue work shirt. And the son, the name carrier, was playing minor league hockey on a loser team in a loser town. If my mother doesn’t figure in this narrative, she was lost in a drug and alcohol induced haze. In other words, we were the awful truth of the American family two hundred years after the founding of the republic.

But like the founders, I was determined to be free. I wasn’t going to be a Greenwich, Connecticut housewife married to a stockbroker who commuted to Manhattan so that he could bring home the bacon while I raised over-indulged brats who would repeat the cycle. In my 1950’s suburban/mill town childhood, I had seen enough desperate housewives to last a lifetime. So when I read that my college educated brother was playing hockey in some dump of a mill town in Pennsylvania and my father was shocked, I thought oh spare me. The team and the town made him recall his own hardscrabble youth in Springfield, Massachusetts where the minor league hockey games were so rough that the brawls spilled out into the parking lot. “Old time hockey,” he wrote. “Toe Blake, the great Eddie Shore.” I was getting on with life. I had no time for an old man’s reminiscing. Soon I received a call from my brother whom I barely knew. My parents marriage had ended years before splitting the four of us down the middle. It was midnight LA time and I was at the house of a bad news boyfriend. Three AM in Johnstown, Pennsylvania and my brother was drunk. The bottom line of the conversation: his team was to fold or be sold. I asked: who OWNS the Jets? He had no idea. And at that moment I knew I was going to write the screenplay that would become Slap Shot. I had never been to Johnstown, never seen my brother play, never met his team, but I had my story. Owns. Owns. Many of you know that scene by heart. In the 1970’s it was important - well, it’s always important - but then it mattered to know who owned you. That question had been my pre-occupation for years. I didn’t want a destiny, received ideas. I refused to be a 1950’s zombie. I didn’t want to be owned. It was incredible to me that my brother did not know who owned his team. If you didn’t know who owned you, what did you know? You see, if I were going to be free, I had to know everything. I did not want to stumble around in the darkness and waste my precious life. I had to know the truth. At all costs. That was me. So I wrote an outline of a story about a man desperate to stay free as the Chrysler plant moves ever nearer. And I went home as it were. I bought a cheap ticket “back east” as they say in California, back to a rusting mill town, back to lowered expectations, back to narrowness and shuttered minds, back to everything I had run from. And I wrote Slap Shot.

But it was you made Slap Shot a classic. There was no merchandising when it was released, and I was treated by the critics as the cinematic anti-Christ, polluting the vocabularies of upstanding American youth. But you stood by Slap Shot for three generations. You bought the videos (even the horrific release with the cheesy computer music), you bought the DVD’s, you wore the Halloween costumes, hosted the Slap Shot parties, memorized the lines, and laughed and laughed. That is the real measure of a motion picture, not the opening weekend grosses. When an object is embraced by a popular culture, it takes on a life of its own. Thanks to you, Slap Shot has that life.

So, my old friends, in closing I want to evoke those deathless words spoken by the immortal player coach Reg Dunlop nearly thirty years ago: “Don’t ever play Lady of Spain again.” - Nancy Dowd.

Whether you’ve been a fanatical fan for many years and are currently searching for a Hanson Brothers discount Halloween costume, or are a relative newcomer to the greatest hockey movie of all time - well, the most hilariously crude anyway - it’s absolutely amazing to see SlapShot revered to the extent it still is, 30 years on. Who’d have thunk it?