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(Maker’s) Mark my Words.

by Chris on April 4, 2006
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This is way off topic, but MOL has taken over the Plasma at GB HQ, and is watching Elizabethtown. I watched about two minutes and blood almost squirted out of my eye like the back of Chris Simon’s head Saturday night. I have no fucking clue what is going on, and like Simon, I have a bad headache right now. I feel like Georges and I went a couple of rounds. The opposing coach from Wildcats just came in, and a kid just threw up on him. Maybe this will get better. Nope. Like Hal Gill, it just won’t improve. That’s it; I’m cracking into the Maker’s Mark.

UPDATE: MOL gave up too. To quote Comic Book Guy, "Worst movie ever."

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About Chris

Chris is from the hardscrabble streets of Concord, MA. A born hockey player, he’s lead every league he’s ever played in – from street hockey in front of the house, to the California Penal League in PIM. In High School his dreams of playing in the NHL were shattered when he was introduced to Budweiser and the United States Marine Corps. That, coupled with the fact there isn’t much call for a 5’6? defenseman who skates like he has a parachute attached to his hindquarters, dashed his dreams of one day playing in the show. Always a fan of the tough guys, his love of hockey and hockey fights has continued to this day. Chris currently resides in Fitchburg, MA with his beloved Beez. At least until she comes to her senses and kicks him out. Chris would love to hear your personal goon experiences and stories so please feel free to email him, anytime.

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Comments

Jaci

April 8, 2006 at 2:08 am

I gave up on that movie also, by falling asleep.
Chris

April 8, 2006 at 3:05 am

Horrible film.

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