No, Really, I’m Alive

Ok, so like, this is long overdue eh? To answer your question Red Thunder, I have not repeat, NOT kicked my Goon buddies to the curb. I promised an update on where the hell I’ve been at the end of August, and I have not delivered. For that, I apologize. Here’s a quick recap of why I haven’t.

For starters, my Sony piece of shit notebook decided that the copy of Vista Business that is loaded is not genuine. Well, considering I won it from the PC Reseller I work for, and I won it for selling a lot of Microsoft, from the Microsoft rep, I’m pretty fucking sure the copy of Vista is Genuine. As such the little fucker doesn’t work properly and I have been on the phone with Sony so many times, I know all about my support rep’s life. I finally got it straight, and here I am typing away on my piece of shit Sony Vaio. Quick tip. If you are looking at a notebook, stick with Lenovo. I miss my T60, and I am thinking of a way to get it back from MOL. I’m thinking jewelry and a straight up trade for this POS.

So, that’s the reason for the hold up. For once it’s not me being on a bender. Maybe I’m growing up? I know, I know. I couldn’t even type that with a straight face. Considering my absence hasn’t been entirely non bender, and crappy PC related, it was impossible to type with a straight face.

So, where have I been? Well, I had my bachelor party a couple of weeks ago. I’m told it was a lovely time. We went to the Paw Sox, and a couple of peelers. I remember being at the game, and I remember one of the peelers. The other? Not so much. I have been hearing all the stories about how I could not stand under my own power, and the second anyone took a hand off my shoulder, I started falling forward. I guess the boys made a game of it.as they should have. I do know I woke up in a bed by myself, and was hungover for two days. Great times. I really appreciate all the boys coming, and taking care of me when I was hammered.

MOL and I have been looking for a house too. So, on top of planning a wedding, working, and my general lack of sobriety, we are trying to find a place to live. We had an offer in on a place, but it fell through. We had another offer in on a place, and that fell through as well. For now, we will pull back until October 1 when we get back from the honeymoon.

Speaking of MOL, her bachelorette party was a couple of weeks ago. I dropped her off, and Rich and I went to a bar. We drank several pictures of Miller Lite, and watched a Red Sox no-no. Then we met up with a bunch of drunken girls in the city. He needed to get a lift back with his wife, and I was supposed to get MOL. Trouble is, they weren’t exactly ready to leave, so I ended up in the mix. Luckily one of the girls wasn’t drinking and was able to drive us all home. Good times.

We also managed a weekend up at the lake with Bobby. We went for a couple of boat rides, and drank a bunch of brew. Then we hit the town, and slept in a tent in the back of Bob’s truck. It was a great weekend too. So, that’s where I’ve been. I hope everyone had a great summer. I for one am psyched Camps open this week, because I need some hockey real bad. 13 days until I go pro boys. Wish me luck!