For starters, let’s talk about the weekend that was. MOL graduated from College on Sunday. On Saturday, I endured a two hour baccalaureate, which I think is a Latin word for suck fest. The President of the school talks, and so do some other people, about the importance of this day, and all the.that’s where I passed out.clapping..is it over?
After the suck fest, I took MOL and MOLIL (future tense) to the Razzi for a lovely dinner. Which started with a Woodford Reserve Manhattan, which was followed by another. Dinner was fantastic, and MOLIL (future tense) apologized to me for blaming MOL’s youth on me. It was pretty cool.
After dinner, we had cake at Goonblog HQ. I didn’t really eat any because it looked awful. While all this was going on, The Hammer and HOL were down at Crossroads celebrating his birthday. I called, and we joined up for beers. Several.
We were doing just fine until someone called Hammer’s OL fat. First of all, it’s not true. She is a lovely woman, secondly, as a piece of advice to anyone that comes across Hammer, you no do that. Never, never. Hammer was out of his chair like a shot, and I thought we were going to have a Donnybrook right there in the bar. Eventually, things cooled off, and I blacked out.
Sunday morning started poorly. MOL and I both drank waaaaaay to much. She was not doing well at all, and was looking a little peaked for her graduation. Which started soon. Very soon. Eventually we got her over there, but not before stopping three times to hurl. Mother was in the car with us, and being the type of person she is, she chalked it up to nerves, and didn’t give MOL any shit about it. Mother is a cool broad.
Upon returning to Goonblog HQ from graduation, at which MOL received her diploma cum loudly I might add, I made a B-Line for the Tito’s and OJ I had mentally been preparing for a few hours. After one sip, I was feeling like a million bucks. I was also very drunk again. From there we went to Mother’s for a lovely cook out, and I drank all the beer. I remember there was a party, but that is pretty much it. Let’s put it this way. The party was Sunday. I started feeling better Tuesday at around 7. PM. Not good. Anyway, thanks to all that came. We are all very proud of MOL, and it means a lot to me and her that you could come share her day.
On to new business. In about four hours, I will be boarding a plane for Indianapolis, IN. This will be my 11th Indianapolis 500, and to say I am excited is a gross understatement. Today, I shall drink on the plane, and get picked up by my host, Steve. Tomorrow, I shall pick up Hammer, hand him a cold brew, and we shall head to the track for Carb Day. Carb Day is a very big party that features lots of drunken people, and specifically, drunk girls. It is quite a spectacle. Saturday is the pre race party featuring Polka Boy! It’s a t a Yacht club in Indy, and is always a gas. Sunday is the race. Monday I will be going to the Indianapolis Indians game, and trying to see if I can catch a score on the Cup Playoffs. Tuesday, I am flying home and checking into Betty Ford. Have a happy, and for God’s sake, safe long weekend. Take a minute this weekend to think about what Memorial Day really means. I want to thank all the boys in harm’s way, and thank everyone that has ever worn a uniform in defense of this great nation. Go Ducks! Happy Memorial Day to all!
Someone called Mrs. Hammer fat? They are lucky to still be among the living. You’ll have to share the details with me over the phone.
Please extend my sincere congrats to YOL, and I will do the same right now via MySpace.
Cool post. Fat huh? If that isn’t A shallow piece of shit!! My wife is also “fat”. And if someone can’t come up with anything A little more in depth as an insult, thats also A loser. Reminds me of A southern boy I met years ago, if you’re pointing your finger at someone else, you have three pointing back at you. Know yourself before you shit on anyone else. Especially if your insult isn’t even accurate.
Anyway, likewise, have A kickass yet safe weekend, Semper Fi.
Ref if it was not for the ref of the said establishment stepping in the gloves were on the floor and i was ready to rock like Lyndon Byers (#34)and the result would have been real bad for the faggot on the other end of my fist.
It took all the restraint in the world for me not to pound that dude. Lucky for me i have friends in the State Police and they were on scene in less than 20 minutes and my beer drinking contunied and State Police took names.
I hope the great white north is treating you well and I assume I will see you at Chris’s September event
Great web site.
https://www.pleasesellthebruins.com/
These guys are a friend of ours on mysapce. I love the site.
please sell the bruins is a fuckin’ great site, great work Kspec
What ever happened to the Manning post??????
Tom “Golden Arm” Brady fucks hotter chicks then Peyton has ever seen.
Ducken fucks, not one of the original 6 but I guess they work.
I saw the pleasesellthebruins.com bumper sticker in Quincy on my way to one of my games last week. What do you guys think of the Pronger deal? Also that crowd in Ottawa was awesome Saturday night.
That was a wicked elbow. I think a one game suspension is warranted.
I would agree Chris and you know I am usually all for head shots. Killer, as a guy how is like 4 foot 9 inches tall and at elbow height you must very pleased with the suspension.
Try spell check prior to posting Kspecial…I could care less. Pronger is a punk, Ottawa sucks, Bettman sucks and I want Giggy to hoist the cup.
I am just sad that another NHL season is almost complete. The Playoffs have been an overall disappointment other than a few good games. Have there been any fights??
Did run into Dunham this weekend at a golf tourney and had a chance to chat with him. Much nicer guy this time around than when I first met him 10 years ago.
SUSPEND ALFREDSSON.
I am shocked that the “Goon Squad” has not mentioned the appearance of Don Cherry the other night. That guy is a straight shooter all the way. He really got me thinking about the state of the game and what people really want to see from the game. Bettman is killing hockey. It is dying a slow death because he has taken fighting out of the game. Now guys like Alfedsson can fire pucks at people and not be polaxed for it. The ratings are brutal and attendance stinks, a few more seasons like this and the NHL could follow the XFL. I hate to say it but I am with Killer on this topic. Remember the fight tapes from the early 90’s we would watch all the time? That was when hockey was at its all time most popular.
KSpecial, I had to entertain a customer, so I missed it. I heard it was beauty though.
Kspecial….1 of your best posts ever…instead of attacking me u actually made sense…I feel the Doors; This is The End, song is upon us…penalty shot…look out…stopped by Giggy…it’s all over
Scott Niedermayer as Conn Smythe? Where did that come from?
Cheers for the Ducks eh….
I wish the score was little closer too make the last 15 more interesting.
Pronger’s old lady looked hot, either that or too many vodka tonics
Fuckin’ red sox
Thanks Killer. The game is in total peril (SP) and we have Bettman to thank. I thought MacDonald should have gotta the MVP but who gives a rats ass. 10 years from now we will telling our kids and there kids about an old pro hockey league called the NHL. Those were the days huh fellas?
Kspecial, I think Getzlaf would have been a good choice too.
Agreed, he has a good future ahead of him and I also love the power and size of Penner. Is the Finnish Flash gonna retire? Talk about going out on top….ala Ray Bourque.
My money is on Teemu hanging em up. By the way, I will have a new post hopefully today. My PC was acting a fool yesterday.